Make it STOP!

So, I have been doing the life coach thing. Too new age for ya? Yeh, Me too. But my employer decided it would be a good thing for our company, and I was one of the first people drawn. So, I check in for a half hour every week on Tuesday mornings, and I actually find myself trying to improve myself at other times than Monday night. Tonight, I actually had a dinner of primarily celery, onion, and green pepper (okay, so that was somewhat accidental). Then, I did 45 minutes of stationary bike and some weights. Oh, woe is me. How does this happen? I found myself concentrating on lifting with my lower abs. When I flex my bicep, there is actually a bicep. I am getting definition in my forearms. Still have a little too much definition on the 54 inch waist line, but it is better than the 60". This is all too much. I think I need some pie.

What Your Underwear Says About You

You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not! You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

The Underwear Oracle

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.....

I think I may have just entered into the land of cool. An antique auto is now one of my possessions. I know that it makes me sexier...as if that were possible. I feel cooler just driving it. The other day at work, a guy in another old Mercedes kept driving through our parking lot and checking out my car. My boss even pointed out his envy. Oh yes... I am now just too cool and I can't help it. No autographs, please.